**ONE STAR — THE ABDULBEHNCHOD INCIDENT: A MONUMENTAL BRITISH TECHNOLOGICAL CATASTROPHE** Absolutely fucking shambolic. This entire transaction has been a monumental cock-up of biblical proportions, an almighty balls-up, a spectacular clusterfuck, and a right royal fuck-up of such staggering magnitude that it deserves its own parliamentary inquiry. I paid £999,999.99 for this alleged graphics…